Why thirteen bottles?
Because thirteen is where the maths stops being silly.
Buy three bottles and you can make about four drinks, all of them variations on the same thing. Buy fifty and you've built a very expensive shelf of liqueurs you'll use twice a year. Somewhere in between there's a point where each new bottle stops unlocking one drink and starts unlocking five, and that's the point we're aiming at.
We ran the numbers on our own recipes to find it. These thirteen bottles will make you sixteen of the cocktails on this site right now, assuming you've also got the citrus and the syrups sorted (more on those below, and they're the cheap bit). That's not a marketing number, it's the actual count. We'll show you the list.
Two of the thirteen won't make you anything at all yet. We're going to tell you which two and why they're still on the list, because a stocking guide that pretends every bottle earns its place immediately is just a shopping list with opinions.
What these thirteen will actually make you
Sixteen drinks. Here they are, and every one of them is a link to the full recipe:
| Cocktail | Base | Style |
|---|---|---|
| Old Fashioned | Bourbon | The one that started it all |
| Manhattan | Rye | Classic |
| Martini | Gin | Classic |
| Whiskey Sour | Bourbon | Classic |
| Sidecar | Cognac | Classic |
| Margarita | Tequila or mezcal | Classic |
| Mojito | Light rum | Classic |
| Traditional Mojito | Light rum | Classic |
| Piña Colada | Light rum | Tiki |
| Clover Club | Gin | Classic |
| Pegu Club | Gin | Classic |
| Juliet and Romeo | Gin | Modern classic |
| Scofflaw | Rye | Classic |
| Ward Eight | Rye | Classic |
| 12 Mile Limit | Rum, cognac and rye | Classic |
| Suffering Bastard | Gin and bourbon | Tropical |
That's an Old Fashioned, a Martini and a Manhattan for the quiet nights, a Sidecar and a Clover Club when someone's coming round, and a Piña Colada for when the sun's out and you've stopped caring what anyone thinks.
The thirteen
1. Rye whiskey
Our pick: Rittenhouse 100 proof. Rye is the spicier, drier, more assertive half of American whiskey, and the bottled-in-bond Rittenhouse at 50% is the one bartenders actually keep behind the bar. The proof matters. A 40% rye disappears under ice and vermouth; this one still has something to say after dilution.
Makes: Manhattan, Scofflaw, Ward Eight, 12 Mile Limit.
2. Bourbon
Our pick: Evan Williams or Eagle Rare. Where rye is spice, bourbon is sweetness, vanilla and oak. Evan Williams is the value play and there is no shame in it whatsoever. Eagle Rare is the one to buy when you want the Old Fashioned to feel like an occasion.
Makes: Whiskey Sour, Old Fashioned, Suffering Bastard.
3. Scotch
Our pick: Monkey Shoulder. A blended malt built specifically for mixing, which is exactly what you want in a starter bar rather than something peaty you'll feel guilty about pouring into a cocktail.
Right, honesty time: Scotch currently makes you nothing on this site. We haven't published a single Scotch cocktail yet. It's on the list because a home bar without Scotch is a home bar you can't pour someone a dram from, and because the Penicillin, the Rob Roy and the Blood and Sand are all coming. Buy it thirteenth if you're counting the pennies.
4. Gin
Our pick: Ramsbury Gin. Gin is the hardest working bottle on this list and it isn't close. Juniper, citrus and whatever botanical rabbit hole the distiller went down, and it plays with almost everything.
Makes: Martini, Clover Club, Pegu Club, Juliet and Romeo, Suffering Bastard.
5. Light rum
Our pick: Plantation 3 Stars, or Veritas if you can find it. That one is genuinely special. Light rum is the other workhorse. Clean, faintly grassy, and the backbone of more classics than people give it credit for.
Makes: Mojito, Traditional Mojito, Piña Colada, 12 Mile Limit.
6. Dark rum
Our pick: Diplomático or Plantation Dark. Second honesty moment: dark rum on its own doesn't unlock anything here yet either. It turns up in our Mai Tai and our Hurricane, and both of those want a second specific rum alongside it.
So why is it in the thirteen? Because it's a float, a sipper and a fixer. A dash on top of a Piña Colada changes the whole drink, and the moment you add one more rum to the shelf it stops being decorative.
7. Brandy
Our pick: Pierre Ferrand Cognac. Massively underrated in a modern home bar and absolutely central to a pre-Prohibition one. Cognac is where the sour family actually started, before whiskey took over.
Makes: Sidecar, 12 Mile Limit.
8. Tequila or mezcal
Our pick for mezcal: Ojo de Tigre. We use mezcal in our Margaritas and we're not sorry. The smoke does something to lime and orange that plain tequila can't.
Makes: Margarita.
9. Vodka
Our pick: Ramsbury Single Estate. Yes, it's one recipe. Yes, that recipe is the Espresso Martini, and you'll be asked for one within a fortnight of anyone finding out you make cocktails. Buy the vodka.
10. Sweet vermouth
Our pick: Cocchi Vermouth di Torino. Here's the thing nobody tells you: vermouth is wine. Once it's open it starts dying. Keep it in the fridge, buy the small bottle, and if it's been open since Christmas, pour it away.
Makes: Manhattan.
11. Dry vermouth
Our pick: Cocchi Dry Vermouth. Same rule, same fridge. A Martini made with oxidised vermouth is the single most common reason people think they don't like Martinis.
12. Orange liqueur
Our pick: Ferrand Dry Curaçao. One bottle covers every orange liqueur our recipes call for, whether they say dry curaçao, orange curaçao or just orange liqueur. It's drier and more complex than triple sec and it makes a noticeably better Sidecar.
Makes: Sidecar, Margarita, Pegu Club.
13. Bitters
Our pick: Angostura (or an old fashioned bitters, they do the same job) plus an orange bitters. The cheapest bottles on this list and the ones that do the most. Angostura turns up in nine of our recipes, more than any other single ingredient. A bottle lasts years.
Makes: nine recipes lean on aromatic or old fashioned bitters, including the Old Fashioned, Manhattan, Whiskey Sour and Pegu Club. Orange bitters carry the Martini and the Scofflaw.
What should I buy next?
This is where it gets fun, because the fourteenth bottle is worth more than the tenth. We worked out which single bottle unlocks the most new drinks at each step:
| Buy next | Takes you to | Unlocks |
|---|---|---|
| Coffee liqueur | 18 drinks | Espresso Martini, Revolver |
| Gold rum | 20 drinks | Golden Daiquiri, Queen's Park Hotel Super Cocktail |
| Crème de banane | 22 drinks | Banana Daiquiri, Mr. Bodi Hai |
| Jamaican rum | 24 drinks | Hurricane, The Ultimate Mai Tai |
| Demerara rum | 26 drinks | Pat O'Brien's Hurricane, Queen's Park Swizzle |
Five more bottles takes you from sixteen drinks to twenty-six. That's the best value shopping list on this page, and notice how much of it is rum. If you only take one thing from this section: the rum category rewards depth more than any other spirit, which is why serious tiki bars have thirty rums and four gins.
You'll need the cheap stuff too
None of this works without the bits that cost almost nothing.
Citrus. Fresh lemons and limes, squeezed the day you use them. Bottled juice is the fastest way to make an expensive drink taste cheap. This is the single biggest quality jump available to a home bartender and it costs about a pound.
Syrups. Make them, don't buy them. It takes five minutes and they're better and cheaper:
- Simple syrup, and its richer variants
- Demerara syrup for toffee and caramel depth in rum and whisky drinks
- Grenadine, real pomegranate, not the "sweet red" stuff
- Orgeat for almond, and the tropical drinks that follow
- Passion fruit syrup and cream of coconut when you go tropical
Ice. Big cubes for stirred drinks, and more of it than you think for shaking.
So what can I actually make?
We built a tool for exactly this. Tick off what's on your shelf and the site tells you which cocktails you can make right now, which are one bottle away, and which single purchase unlocks the most new drinks.
Start with the Old Fashioned. Three ingredients, one of which is sugar, and it'll tell you more about your bourbon than any tasting note ever will.




